A**hole Repellent Because Some People are a Lot, and You are Only One Person

Let’s be honest: some days, the world feels like a curated collection of people specifically designed to test your patience. Whether it's Uncle Stew’s unsolicited political takes, a "quick sync" that lasts 90 minutes, or the person in the express lane with 45 items—you need a barrier.

Our Asshole Repellent roller is an intentionally crafted sensory shield. It won't literally make annoying people disappear (legal told us to say that), but it will give you a refreshing, minty-citrus cloud to retreat into while you practice your "customer service smile."

 NOTES Top: Citrus + Zest | Mid: Subtly Sweet | Base: Minty Carrier Oil: 100% Cocos Nucifera – Fractionated Essential Oils (7.5% dilution): Blood Orange, Orange, Tangerine, Grapefruit, Lemon, Spearmint, Mandarin Bottle Info: 10 ml Amber Glass, Steel Roller Ball, Black Cap To Use: Roll on pulse points such as wrists, inside elbows, temples, bend of knee, ankles, soles of feet, back of neck. Or just give it a good whiff when needed