Not Enough Sage for This S*: For When Life Needs More Than a Smudge Stick

We’ve all been there. You’ve burned the sage, you’ve charged the crystals, and you’ve set the intentions—yet the vibes remain absolutely rancid. When the "evil spirits" (also known as your coworkers, the DMV, or the 24-hour news cycle) refuse to take a hint, it’s time to stop waving a stick and start rolling on some reinforcements.

The Not Enough Sage for This S*** roller is a high-potency aromatic intervention. It’s for those moments when you need to create a personal force field of "leave me alone" in five seconds flat. Does it work? Hopefully. Does it smell better than a burnt herb bundle? Absolutely.

Ingredients: 5% Dilution in Fractionated Coconut Oil Essential Oils: Sage Dalmatia White Sage Clary Sage Palo Santo Frankincense Cypress Lavender To Use: Roll on pulse points such as wrists, inside elbows, temples, bend of knee, ankles, soles of feet, back of neck.